It may itch, grow out awkwardly and cause snickers in the line at the liquore store, but since you signed up for Movember you know your quest for facial fur is not in vain. The style you choose to grow is a as much about who you are as a person as where exactly your hair follicles are located on your face. You may look badass within four days or like a complete sleazeball. Either way, you have your folks to thank for your DNA.
Manicure, nurture and enjoy your luxurious push broom like the refined gentleman you are. At Movember, we are raising awareness and funds for men's health one whisker at a time. Meow.
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(is your 8 day old Mo better or worse than this?!?)
