Let me get this straight: I get to (try to) grow a bitchin' 'stache, high-five readers and other bloggers doing the same, and gather money so that me and my bros around the world can stay alive longer? Yeah, okay, sign me up.
Good luck with your stache.
Ugh. This is an embarrassment to facial hair.
Alright, time to go clean slate.
This going to take awhile...
May your moustache be as long as you are tall this month!
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