I MOUSTACHE you a question.
But I'll SHAVE it for later.
This is the final countdown! Now's the last chance to donate for men's health!
Have I mentioned lately that my moustache is very fair compared to the rest of my beard? No? Well, come on, moustache, let's rock!
Remember, remember, the fifth of Mo-vember.
Sorry, beard -- I see you're trying to come back, but... your kind isn't welcome here anymore.
It's already coming back!
Great photos! Your moustache will be glorious.
Thank you for helping to create awareness of Prostate Cancer. Your grandfather Percy and Uncle Tom appreciate your efforts as do all of us!
And just like that, it was time for Mo-vember.
Mo-vember, here I come!
Hair today, gone tomorrow.