"1-To raise funds for the cause
2-This is the only actual context where my girlfiend would allow such a flamboyant display of facial hair
3-I have another 10 years to "look forward" (not) to a digital rectal exam, might as well raise money now and maybe by that time "less invasive/violating" technology will have been developed!
Give Generously"
Man, that conceptual picture with your beach bum look and the Stampede genuine shirt puts you on another level. Too bad your stache is not following....