This old gunner would look more honourable with a nicely waxed handlebar moustache. Please support his efforts.
And you other over-the-hill gents - make an appointment to see your doctor, once a year. Better to know earlier then later.
Oh the weather outside maybe frightful,
But my 'stache will look delightful,
Cause I can't get hair anywhere else to go,
Let grow, let it grow, let it grow!
Help Kenton promote men's health